dismallyoriented | Hi its the wife and the butch and the dragon and the variety of roommates

Ok that's a lie its the wife
Im stealing his dreamwidth account (lying)(badly) because i thought it'd be funny to do an AMA
Well okay more like an AMHQ (Ask Me Husband Questions) which is to say ask questions about him or our relationship (or us ig) and we will answer truthfully (mostly)(probably)(a little)(outright lies)
I don't. Know How Dreamwidth Works. At All. We do not have an account (we dont blog (we *could* blog (will probably not blog))) so i will leave it to him to actually. gather. questions. And I guess pass them along to us and then we get him to copy/paste the answers and probably provide commentary (if he wants)(spoiling the fun)(}:[)
so comment, ask a question, ask something silly or serious or neither or both, feel free to get personal because there is no truth guaranteed (though if its too personal i will 15000% lie outrageously so yknow up to you)(his social security number is 9 for those asking)(inherited it from his grandfather)(definitely usamerican grandfather)(i swear)
anyway my name is Quinn aka the wife aka also a dragon (not that dragon)(smaller)(less gay (sadly)) so have fun :]

[We continue the grand tradition of Quinn seizing my laptop to talk to the internet people in it.] (ITS THE ONLY WAY HE LETS ME TALK TO HIS FRIENDS }:[)
[Dork. But yeah please ask questions or she will be sad. That's all have fun and have a good day.]

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hi quinn i'm super awake right now

if your husband was a pastry what kind of pastry would he be. alternative question if hw was a sandwich what kind of sandwich would he be

-Mercury

Pastry: hmmmmmm croissant with chocolate; simple and tasty and i love it a lot
Sandwich: bacon egg and cheese on a bagel cuz he's very new jersey and i love him a lot

[dO: Will admit both answers also reflect the strong "Just Some Guy" aura I put out. I agree with the reasoning for sandwich but not the selection, but fuck if I could actually tell you what sandwich I think I am. I don't think I index identity that way.]

i COMPLETELY agree with your sandwich answer, quinn, but your husband feels too much like a savoury pastry to me. he's got puff pastry crunch and a savoury filling. can't narrow it down more than that. i see the reasoning on chocolate croissant and agree with it however

both answers do have a strong Just Some Guy aura to them. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[dO: puff pastry crust and savory filling does just sound like. Chinese roast pork pastries. I used to eat them a lot when I was a kid bc the local Chinese grocers sold them, and they were a good breakfast/pre-extracurriculars snack. That would in fact also be a pretty good option]

Is he ok? Should we send thoughts and prayer, drugs, cat pictures? All of the above?

Mhm! Hes okay but send him cat pictures anyway, we like cat pictures :D
Better yet send me cat pictures o3o

[dO: The username comes from high school, which was the first time I stopped treating the internet like a single-player game. I modeled it off of the "chumhandles" from the webcomic Homestuck, bc again, 20teens high schooler. It was a pun - "dismallyOriented" as in "shit sense of direction/dunno what I'm doing" and also as in "haha I'm Asian lolXD". Again. *Very* 20teens high schooler.]

What's the best part of being a dragon?
What's the best part of being married to dO?

- Patch

1.) All of it. Other dragons, too :D Other dragons are the best. Also i keep turning my friends into kobolds apparently???? Not even on purpose!!!
2.) I get to live with my best friend :D also not go homeless or hungry but mostly the first part. Highly recommend living with one of your favorite people, especially if you happen to be one of their favorite people!!!

Edit: also we are going to have chicks in like 5-10 years though they wont be dragons :[
Well
They might be dragons, but i suppose thats up to them
Thats another good part about both

[dO: I joke that having Haku from Spirited Away as my first ever fictional crush has turned out to be an omen. Even though he's not the same kind of dragon as Quinn. And yes living with your wife is a 10/10 experience highly recommend.]

Edited 2024-11-22 15:50 (UTC)

Sneak: if you are a dragon ARE YOU SPYRO???

My secret identity has been revealed 😔 i am in fact spyro the dragon you caught me
(in actuality we've only played 2 of the Legends of Spyro games sadly not the original spyros or any of the newer stuff. i do LOVE the funky lil guy tho, and cynder, especially cynder)
(i miss her big goth form but her tiny cute form is also really good :D)
(i dont remember enough about sparx to have an opinion on sparx lmao)
(everyone we've ever talked to says they disliked the prism puzzles but i remember loving them a lot honestly)
(maybe i go back to them someday! or try other spyro games! i've got like. money. i can do that. huh. weird.)
(there is Dragon Backstory™️ but unfortunately i havent figured out a way to talk about it publicly without the entity involved becoming somewhat displeased with me, so that'll have to wait until i figure that out)
(she doesn't mind me talking about it privately, just publicly, it's odd!)

Sneak: Aw, haha, you're like the opposite of us, we only ever played the first three Spyro games, the ones on PS1. They're good and apparently got remade for new systems, check them out if you like! So we never made it to the point where Cynder's around!

Quinn: Ahahahaha! he enabled anon replies so i can reply myself >:D
anyway yeah thats a good suggestion :D we has a PS5 somewhere that i wanna set up anyway, so i'll probably give them a look :3
i don't think they'll ever remake the Legend of Spyro stuff :c but im sure they can be found used somewhere online if you end up interested in checking it out!

Sneak: Sadly, we cannot really play video games anymore. We have a shoulder problem that makes any sort of gaming or computer use something we have to be really, really careful and time-limited about, and since we do a lot of digital work, games had to get cut. T_T

the kiddo wants to ask how big the dragon is and what color they are!!

someone in here wants to ask if you have last names

Quinn: ~30 feet long with roughly double that in wingspan and about 8 feet to the shoulder! lengthwise like half of that is tail, lmao. If they're asking about Orchid (The Dragon rather than The Wife) she's like. 50% larger and similarly proportioned. she big!!!
we dont besides the body's last name, i dont think? it doesnt come up a lot! i like our last name bc its partially our husband's, which i'm sappy about. that's a good question tho and not something we've thought of yet :o the thinking will probably happen now that it's come up though, hah!

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